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Tuesday, 13 July 2010
how the f**k (fuck) do blogs become popular?
- Post regularly: With an average of 1.3 posts per month since joining, i suppose this could be improved
-Interesting subjects: check (have a read if you dont believe me)
- Advertise it: nobody likes SPAM, half the people on my facebook couldnt give a flying fish what i have to say anyway... there must be other ways..
whilst I dwell over this i'll take the time to sum up the first few days of rehearsals for 'Spring Awakening' .. this involved telling embarressing storeis of instances from adolescence, which for me included very awkward pornography errors and cringe worthy sexual experiences.... I feel the group (many of whom were strangers to me) now have a good understanding of what shameless attitude they're going to get for a month... someone else told the story of them soiling themselves on a beach infront of many hot girls.. im still chuckling. today involved a great blend of physicality and mentality. But enough about things that really matter.... obviously the pointless and the unneccesary make for much greater subjects. soo FACEBOOK.. here we go again..
Now ive accepted that im a hypocrite and that as much as I rage about facebook im probably using it more than most... but its these fucks without social awareness whom I either feel sorry for or want to punch in the face/uterus. Now without naming names, I see people day in day out expressing their 'depressed hard-up' lives expecting and baiting people to give them a virtual hug, and for anyone reading this who happens to constantly tell the world how much you hate, then love then hate then love then hate then love your bloody boyfriend... please stop, it just gets a tad frustrating having to constantly be told about it... if we gave a toss we would ask you ourselves.
Starting to feel peckish now.. having a chinese next door is a devil in disguise, great for the tummy not so great for the toilet. Alas the energy I could use on this blog needs to be conserved for tomorrows rehearsal... where one of my 6 lines might be involved and people can pretend im important.... I kid I kid obviously... cant wait to say ive performed on an Edinburgh stage, what a fantastic summer its turning out to be!
PEACE
-Interesting subjects: check (have a read if you dont believe me)
- Advertise it: nobody likes SPAM, half the people on my facebook couldnt give a flying fish what i have to say anyway... there must be other ways..
whilst I dwell over this i'll take the time to sum up the first few days of rehearsals for 'Spring Awakening' .. this involved telling embarressing storeis of instances from adolescence, which for me included very awkward pornography errors and cringe worthy sexual experiences.... I feel the group (many of whom were strangers to me) now have a good understanding of what shameless attitude they're going to get for a month... someone else told the story of them soiling themselves on a beach infront of many hot girls.. im still chuckling. today involved a great blend of physicality and mentality. But enough about things that really matter.... obviously the pointless and the unneccesary make for much greater subjects. soo FACEBOOK.. here we go again..
Now ive accepted that im a hypocrite and that as much as I rage about facebook im probably using it more than most... but its these fucks without social awareness whom I either feel sorry for or want to punch in the face/uterus. Now without naming names, I see people day in day out expressing their 'depressed hard-up' lives expecting and baiting people to give them a virtual hug, and for anyone reading this who happens to constantly tell the world how much you hate, then love then hate then love then hate then love your bloody boyfriend... please stop, it just gets a tad frustrating having to constantly be told about it... if we gave a toss we would ask you ourselves.
Starting to feel peckish now.. having a chinese next door is a devil in disguise, great for the tummy not so great for the toilet. Alas the energy I could use on this blog needs to be conserved for tomorrows rehearsal... where one of my 6 lines might be involved and people can pretend im important.... I kid I kid obviously... cant wait to say ive performed on an Edinburgh stage, what a fantastic summer its turning out to be!
PEACE
Edinburgh Fringe festival and a student of stand-up
So in the last month or so alot has been happening, and I feel the need to update the blog infront of Michael McIntyre's comedy roadshow, whilst a whole bag of pistachio nuts struggle to pass through my digestive system.... its going to be an uncomfortable night. anyway, im off to the Edinburgh fringe festival in August with a lovely bunch of people to perform a play called 'Spring Awakening' this is good for many reason's one of which is that I get to stay in London all summer to prepare. and lets face it, its fucking good here.
With this show coming up there hasnt been much time for many other activities, apart from still trying to write my jokes AND looking for a job (they are activities, fuck off) yeah I know... what a fantastic example of the modern student. Currently attempting to watch 3 hours of stand-up every day, its a tough life, but someone's got to live it. IF luck is on my side i'll be trying out the open-mic circuit before we pop up to Edinburgh, there's almost a no fear aspect with testing material for the first time and from what I gather every 'comic' crashes on stage early in their run. so it will be alot of fun. One comedian compared her first attempt on stage as being equally painfull to losing her virginity... thats nothing compared to the pain I suffer from still having mine (I kid) see.. the things we do for a cheap gag.
With this show coming up there hasnt been much time for many other activities, apart from still trying to write my jokes AND looking for a job (they are activities, fuck off) yeah I know... what a fantastic example of the modern student. Currently attempting to watch 3 hours of stand-up every day, its a tough life, but someone's got to live it. IF luck is on my side i'll be trying out the open-mic circuit before we pop up to Edinburgh, there's almost a no fear aspect with testing material for the first time and from what I gather every 'comic' crashes on stage early in their run. so it will be alot of fun. One comedian compared her first attempt on stage as being equally painfull to losing her virginity... thats nothing compared to the pain I suffer from still having mine (I kid) see.. the things we do for a cheap gag.
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